Welcome to the Emporium of Important Imaginative Improvs!
The wonderful world of Dragons that spit paper, rocks that are made of water and two plus two equals ecstasy! It's fun for all ages between 5 years before birth, and over 1,000 years after death. Yes, there are many things to enjoy. Eat a beer cake and watch the ginger bread man construct an entire village made of leprechaun bones. Ever wanted to drink fish milk through a crocodile snout? Neither has anyone else, but why pass up this awful opportunity!!? Come on down to the E.I.I.I. Leave your I.Q.'s at home. After a night here, you wont need it! Did I mention one night equals about 48 dog years? Well it DOES! So quit your job! Divorce your spouse! And sell your home. When you're here, you'll never leave! EVEN IF YOU REALLY WANT TOO! Don't run away from the truth. Write a goodbye note and fake your death. BECAUSE YOU'LL DIE HERE INSTEAD!!! IN AN AWESOME WAY TOO! Like a dinosaur can eat you. Many to choose from! START A NEW LIFE